The start of my hilarious sep hols

WOW!

I've not blogged in ages.
Well, feels like ages.

SEM 2.1 might have sucked, but SEM 2.1 HOLIDAYS have started off with a hilarious and ultra eventful beginning.

01 Sep
Gerald took a taxi down to give me a TEACHER'S DAY'S PRESENT!!!
02 Sep
Met up with the crazy 06 peeps to COLLECT MONEY! Payday!
We went to the SA office in Chinatown to collect our pay.
Cos of miscommunication between us and the CHINA PAPAYA, Ahjuma & I walked up and down escalators & stairs, crossed the road quite a number of times. PFFT
'People's Park Centre' & 'People's Park Mall'
WHAT THE PONG IS THE DIFFERENCE?!?!

There's a creepy woman behind me.
HEAR AHJUMA THE LIONESS ROAR!!!!
The Lioness is sleepy. She rests unglamly on the China Geisha cum Papaya.

While Ahjuma slept and almost rolled off the seat a couple of times, Paps and I decided to help Ahjuma neaten her hair by....

TYING BRAIDS! HAHA! We wanted to tie dreadlocks but we didn't know how to.
And when Ahjuma awoke... Oh my mama.

Ah nei Ahjuma.

06 Sep
MAHJONG CRAZE AFTER WORKING!
I won once! WHEE! I think it's quite good considering I'm a beginner ok!
PENG HU!

08 Sep
I treated Pooty to his well-deserved treat. Now he owes me one!

YUMMY! Cartel's oreo cheesecake & eastside brownie :P

09 Sep 08
Bah kua breakfast Pooty Delivery! 10 Sep
Ok ok. Here's something pretty interesting.
It all started from one message.
Ok actually it started some time back when Paps & YinZhou put Ahjuma's number in Parkway's I-Phone.

AHJUMA'S TURN FOR PAYBACK

After using Pooty's name for the crime, we keyed in Pap's contact!
PAPS PLEASE DON'T KILL US!!!!
THE PICTURE WAS NOT PUT IN BY ME!!!!!!
But no.. That wasn't enough.
Cos Paps found out what we did when she received weird smses from Pooty's 'new number'
So... We promised we would delete her number from the phone.. Before that...

LOL WERSHER. PAPS, WE LOVE U AND U KNOW WE DO.
Anyway, we went to Parkway cos we wanted to relieve sadness, disappointment & whatever frustration after receiving our results. I was really scared to tell my mommy at first but I had to tell her anyway.

Roo to Peng: Does Mom know I got back my results already?
Mom(who overheard): You got back your results already?
Peng: Nope, she didn't know.

Roo: Er... Ya. I did really badly.
Mom(with a frown): How bad is bad?
Roo: I failed everything.
Mom: HUH????
Roo: HAHA. Just kidding. But my GPA dropped.
Mom: By how much?
Roo: To 2.9
Mom: Zai Si Ah Ler! An Zhua Kee Uni! (eng translation: Want to die ah you! How to go uni!)
(Continue watching korean drama)

Yup! It wasn't that bad.
Anyway, back to the point, we went to arcade to destress! HAHA
WE BROKE THE BBALL RECORD!!! WOW!!!!
Then we played other random things and started spending a bomb on the toy machine thing that was impossible to win.

Some really nice uncle gave us the bear he caught!!!
And so.. Now he's officially known as GUO PUPU

Whine. I NEED ICE CREAM

WOOHOO. It's the hols already!!! Was it the hols the last time I posted? I don't think so.

THIS SEM REALLY SUCKS. I think I can start digging a hole and burying myself. I want to bury Chaochao & Xiangxiang with me too. WHY BURY ME? Cos it'd be better than facing my mom's wrath when she comes to know of my results. :( I think I did really badly.

I'm not supposed to here typing now. I should be off to Popo's tutoring Gerald. Oh well.

The hols start off with a full schedule. First week and we're busying making money. MONEY MONEY MONEY. You can never get enough of it. But I'm working odd jobs so hopefully I don't need to collect pocket money from dee & mee this hols.

ROO'S LIST OF THINGS TO DO
Many many things.

Meanwhile, I hope to be able to set up the blogshop soon. It'd be like fulfilling one of my dreams. Doing what I love and getting paid for it :)
Ideas ideas. I need a brain blast.
OH! AND THE THREADLESS CONTEST!!!

Officially pronounce me BUSY.

And here's a shoutout to a monkey swinging on the tree.

HAPPY 18 BANANA BIRTHDAY WAYNIBABY :)

Pootie Pang Wei Rong

This post is a punishment because I lost to the Poot twice (actually more than 2 times) at 7 hand poker. I'm better off player Hodlum Poker in real life.
I feel like a primary school kid typing essays because I did something wrong like throw wet toilet tissue up onto the ceiling or something along those lines. Haha.

WeiRong WeiRong WeiRong. Where do I even begin.

Well. We've been together for almost 6 months now. I've been counting. It seems as though time passes so quickly because it felt like yesterday when he stayed out till 1am waiting for me to sneak out on his 18th birthday. That night will always be etched within my memory for as long as live; regardless of limited and short-term that is (here I'm actually refering to my brain memory space if you don't get it. Perhaps my life span as well since according to Poot, I live life so dangerously). It was a night of tears, excitement, lasts, and of course firsts. I never thought any guy would do that for me. I was really speechless and dumbfounded and my mind was a blank when I took those steps. (Luckily for you Poot cause if I were fully aware of what I was doing, I might have taken 3 steps back instead. HAHA. Just kidding)

People keep telling me that when we're together, we don't even act like a couple, we act more like closely knit friends. Well, we've been friends from the day we decided to do projects together. 1st Sem was the bomb. I don't mind when people say that; I'm not into the whole lovey dovey smoochy-woochy thing. I'd rather build my relationships with the foundation of friendships that lasts forever, and that's how I feel with him. I thought it would be really weird if the two of us were together alone since most of the time is our jovial clique of 5 or more. I realised that I feel so much at ease with him, like nothing's ever changed and we're still close friends. We act as per normal; this includes the retardessy and the unglamness, in front of each other. We're who we are when we're together. Isn't that what love is about? People say 'Love is Blind'. Well, it's not. Love is to fully accept the other when your eyes are open to both their positive and negative sides; to accept who the other is as a person. I feel glad that both of us are transparent in front of each other. It's scary how sometimes he can read my mind when I did not even say a thing, or how at times, we'd sms each other at the same time because we're concerned or have each other in our thoughts. Being with WeiRong, I feel like I've gained not only a boyfriend, but a bestfriend as well. Someone who's like my Muse.

Over the past 6 months, I've learned alot. He trains me to be more punctual! (He makes me pay him $2 everytime I'm late!!!) I think he's also learnt his lesson on playing me out (He gets fined $5 everytime he does that) Like most relationships, our has its rough patches as well; nothing's a smooth field of green. We argued, disagreed because of things like priorities and busy schedules which leaves less time for each other. And when I thought that Poot would never turn green, he did! This relationship is truly based on determination (to make this last), effort (to keep things together even when things go wrong), tears (that we shed along the way), belief (that we can make it happen), time (we try to squeeze out to make time for togetherness), consideration (of the other's position, giving way for each other), friendship (that is timeless), and love (that grows even more bountiful over time). Of course, help from friends like Paps and Ahjuma made this happen as well :)

If I could use a metaphor for this love, it would be that of a tree. It starts from something small, but with the appropriate cultivation, perserverance, care, love, and of course help from God, it will grow larger and larger, higher and higher, deeper and deeper by the day till one day, even when a typhoon occurs, the tree will not be uprooted because it's so firmly stuck unto the ground it would not even budge. I really hope this lasts and I will try everything I can to make it happen!

Look at the time. 11:11. They say that when you look at the clock and it's 11:11, someone misses you. Maybe someone misses me right now :)

Get into the MUGGING MOOD

LISTEN ALL YE FOLKS OUT THERE!!

SEM 2.1 IS FINALLY OVER!!!!! NO MORE BESE, NO MORE GEOG, NO MORE SSM!!!!! WOW! This means I get to keep my nails again! :) Joy!

Also, NO MORE CYA!!!!! It's a sad and happy thing. I'll miss being at Changi. Oh well.

To celebrate the commemoration of the very special day (yesterday), Poot and I had our 14th date! :) Can you believe it, we've been together for sometime now but we've only had 14 dates! HAHA! (Excluding study streaks, slacking-at-house moments, the 100th day date)

It was a day of slack, randomity, food & SHOPPING!!!! The last part was much needed. Quote the poot: "Roo needs to be fed every 4hours"
I think I'm undergoing hibernation, or maybe preparing for my hibernation during the holidays. I keep eating and eating and eating and sleeping! I slept for 12hours straight from yesterday night to this afternoon. My gosh.
Back to the point.

Food!!! We ate very random things for brunch/lunch/tea/dinner/supper. Hmm. Japanese omelette noodles, californian maki, salmon sushi, egg mayo sushi, yakitori balls, chwee cheong fan, ice cream, milk tea, oatmeal raisin cookie, tokyo chicken stew... Is that all? I can't remember what else we ate but that's about it. I like eating bit by bit at a time. Makes me feel happy. Makes tum tum happy.
Mmmm. That's the Jap omelette. Turned out bigger than expected! Yum :P

Anyway, yesterday was a time to shop! Everyone needs retail theraphy! Poot was giving me a face when I picked out the first blouse I bought. Pfft. He ended up buying a shirt too!!! GAH! He was upset that womens' clothes are usually on sale and cheaper. Give it up boy, that's how the world rotates. NYAHAHA!

Mah dress. (OMG. I'm actually indulging in dresses!!!! Then I hear Quek's voice in my head; "It's about time.")Pootie's shirt.

Lalala. Miss Roo's becoming more feminine. Oh well. Doesn't mean I'll start wearing skirts and dresses on a regular basis. Pfft. Shorts are my firstloves.

Oh! Here're some nice pics I didn't upload cos I didn't have the time to. (Trust me. Last week was URRGGH.)

Celebrating NDP 2008
My attempt to take artsy fartsy shots. Favourite shot of the day - Ohiyo!

Jump shots! WHee!
With the Paps and the Ahjuma.
Geisha Fukako Osaka's Fartface.
Retardness.
Artsy Fartsy shot - Black,White & Red. (The string line of parachutes!)

The following shots are to commemorate the Singaporean Spirit! (KIASU yet INNOVATIVE!)

Presenting Plasticbag beanies!
This uncle set the trend man! From one....
to many!!!!!
Monstershoes Series!
Airshow! I LOVE PILOTS!
Group shot. Wet cos of the rain, red cos of the sun, happy cos of the company! :)

Night shot of merlion park.

FIREWORKS!



LOL! Ahjuma is just suey. She wanted a fireworks backdrop shot too but too late! Awww. Don't cry Ahjuma!

That day was the bomb, plus I got a tan.. Er. Burn. I was red like a lobster for 3 days and now my scalp is peeling. Well, at least I'm better off than Poot who's brown like a mudslide and shedding skin like a snake.

Ciao bella, I'm off to study..

Ok.. I'm trying. After this episode of Iljimae. JUNKI FEVER!

10 Excuses

TOP 10 EXCUSES FOR CURRENT & FUTURE EVENTS

10) My Head Got Stuck Through My Window Grill because I was looking out of my window. Right now I'm the weather forecaster for my family.

9) My Brother Stuck Blue Tack In His Hair when he was playing with it and fell asleep on it. My family's been trying to help him untangle the mess from his head for a week.

8) I Am Brother Bear Incarnate. Winter is coming soon. Time to stock up the food.

7) I Found The Golden Ticket! I need to prepare for my trip to Willy Wonka's Amazing Chocolate Factory. I'll bring you back a bar of chocolate! *wink*

6) My Family Firmly Believes In The Revelation Of The Stone Age. I need to go home to stone. We rock.

5) My Turtle Went Missing. I need to go home to find it.

4) My House Was Flooded Because Of The Heavy Rain. I'm learning to swim now.

3) The Doctor Says My Dog Is Going To Die Any Moment. I have to be home anytime because my dog needs me.
"Be there for your pets, because they will be there for you too."
- Dorea's quotable quotes

2) I'm Psychic! I foresee my maid choking on a fishball at a certain time on Friday so I have to go home to stop it.

1) My Best Friend's Getting Married in her dreams, so I have to go home to sleep to meet her
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This is what happens if you and your retarded bestfriend have nothing better to do. LOL

I'm getting sicklier and sicklier and sicklier. But I shall be happier :)