chew-on-this

Chew wants me to blog about her so i will..

chew likes a singer called jam.

she's gonna rename herself bread so they can be together. jam+bread; get it?

ok la, to be fair, i think he sings really well too! =)

anyway, she also likes some other guy called aska who's a singer too. aska sounds so... eskimo like. u know, alaska <--> aska. aska = alaska - al. maybe someday she'll name her kids yeti, or big foot or sth. lol.

chew likes people who sing well, are smart and have long faces PERIOD. quek likes the perfect men. i like pretty n sweet boys. =) although we're so different in many aspects, we're also similar.

that's why we're best friends.

together apart.

CUTER IN REAL LIFE

OMG... (i'll skip the "sry for not blogging" routine)

GUESS WHO I SAW... NYAH NYAH NYAH...

nyah hahaha. guess who....

my boyfriend.

pls don't trample me. i was very close him to him ok!!!!
like this close...
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he's so sweet,nice n gentle. =) i just love it when he smiles.
his fans were screaming for him and he waved at them shyly and somewhat awkwardly. and guess what, we were this <--------------------------------------------------------------------------------> close to him.. haha. i feel super blessed. my friends were nuts la, chased him all the way. when he finally had to leave, we shouted "ahn yeong he kay seh yo (bye!)", he turned around and waved humbly. ahn yeong jeong hoon shi!

OH! we also took a picture with Hady! ryan, cheryl and sam were queueing to meet him at the airport. a huge crowd of his fans were lined up to see him. i mean of course la. super proud of him! OUR ASIAN IDOL!!! WOO. we maybe small but we're no small fry.

ok, now let me rewind back a little. alot has happened. =) it's my hols now. JOY! but it's project work in disguise. schemes of education. boo. super busy; occupied with christmas presents, presents, presents, more presents. lalala.

i'm sorry i'm very random.
my classmates n i went to orchard after our last mid sem test to watch the tattooist. i'm not really into horror flicks. they dragged me. anyway, it was a rainy day and some one took off his/her shoes in the cinema. imagine what happened next. EEWWWWW!!!
it was supposed to be a horror movie but ahjuma n i were sniggering the whole way through cos it stank as bad as rotton eggs mixed with mouldy toes nails.

JANG!!! orchard!!! i took tht shot. =) ah rong n i posing. we're cheapos who do not buy stuff but pose with stuff to take photos. i like this shot anyway.

This is the quek sisters and i! we were at ikea waiting for the shuttle bus. like i mentioned before, christmas shopping. there were some unglam moments. like when my pants had a hole at the side and i already left house to meet quek. i had to safety pin my pants up.

i realised tht most of my friends are crazy too. explains why i'm like tht.

This is supposed to be on the day of marketing project discussion. I was bored of writing on paper so i wrote on ah rong instead.
YAY! eating at ice cream chefs again! i think one of the staff there can recognize me already. i'm such a loyal consumer. this was after project meeting.


There are many many more shots but i am too lazy to post them. BLEH.

ah rong, papaya n i went to the park after eating ice cream. we talked and played for a few hours. it was a super fun night. =)

check this out. ahjuma on the loose. crazy ahjuma threatens to kill us all!!!
(this is our so called project meeting)

can you hear it? it may sound slightly muffled. but there's a part when ahjuma finally calms down, only to be provoked by papaya.
papaya: "hair.." (finger points out odd like shape of fringe)
ahjuma then whips out a pillow and starts attacking zat. LOL. poor zat. screaming like she kana rape. TOUCH WOOD!

if any unlucky soul gets attacked by ahjuma, pls remember the previous post on how to counterattack ahujuma.
for immediate backup, pls call 1900-TRCH, or 1900-AHJUMA
worst case scenario, press the emergency button. =)

SPECIAL REPORT

She speaks again!! woo!! bow people bow!!

haha. i'm sorry i blog so randomly. i'm a busy girl you know.

i go by inspiration. LOL. anyway, much has been going on.mostly projects, projects, more projects.

OH! and there was the 17th rooday!that was da bomb. but then....

i have to interupt my usual ramblings for a very special announcement.

A MENTAL PATIENT IS ON THE LOOSE

calling everyone and anyone out there.

patient 1-13-23 (sub in the alphabets urself; a-1, b-2 etc)IS ON THE LOOSE!

she has just escaped from the very great walls of TRCH (Teoh Reject Community Hospital)

This is a photograph of the patient.

HOWEVER, a picture is not enough. 11323 is a master of disguise.

She has a record of attempting many times to pretend to be someone else.

here are her various aliases:

- Auntie Guo

- Tripple B

- MX

- Ah girl?

-Gurly mun.

- RAPIST! RUN FOR UR LIFE!!!!

hence, we will provide a vivid discription of 11323

DISCRIPTION

APPEARANCE:

- Has very messy brown hair.

DOES NOT HAVE A HAIR PARTING (helps to differntiate her from the crowd. never successful in taming her hair)

- Fringe has the chinese character 'Ji' on it. (unique character trait)

- Has very BI*AHEM*G BO*AHEEEMMM*OBS

BEHAVIOUR:

- spaces out regularly

- similar to that of a wild animal

- licks her top lip (she has altered that habbit)

- smells hair

- moving in a weird manner. (shrugs shoulders and her head at the same time in a pattern of a wave. picture that)

- resorts to EXTREME VIOLENCE when provoked (do not provoke her)

Common attack methods include:

- CHOKE SLAMMING PEOPLE (ATTACK!)

- ATTEMPTING TO SPIT CHINCHOW AT PEOPLE

- FARTING IN PEOPLES FACES

- LAUGHING INSANELY LOUD so much it causes vibrations

- CHOKE SLAM PEOPLE

- DID I MENTION CHOKE PEOPLE!

- STARE AT PEOPLE WITH MURDEROUS INTENT

in case of attack, pls remain calm.

CALM.

DO BREATHING EXERCISES WITH 11323.

breathe in, breathe out.

grab her thumbs to imobolize her before starting on the breathing exercise.

breathe in, breathe out...

usually, she will calm down.

in case of emergency, press emergency button at back of neck. =)

PLS CALL THE TRCH HOTLINE WHEN FOUND PATIENT.

note: 11323 is actually a softie at heart. UNLESS PROVOKED. THEN BEWARE.

Seconday School Days

it's one of those lazy sunday mornings/afternoons again. I have consort praac later (i'm supposed to have memorised the carols) BOOOO. i've not exactly done tht yet. bah..
I'VE FINALLY FINISHED N SUBMITTED BY BCS ASSIGNMENT! JOY!

i was looking through my pics folder and i felt this sudden urge to blog about my sec sch days. i think all of us miss our sec sch days. i hear my poly friends talk about their sec sch days too. it's just the time of ur life when u, no matter how much of a misfit u are, feel like u've found belongingness. do u get what i mean?

enjoy the crap and lameness of it all! =)
OH MY. this is taken when we were in sec 1 in genting. we look like kiddies.

This was in sec 2 i think. at the vocal consort concert. we went to support wayne monkey. i looked skinny then!

What are these 2 doing? LOL. cheryl n sam are spacing out

OH THE HORROR. this was taken in prague! =) it was pretty cold, but we had a blast taking lame shots with the statue. our seniors actually took off their shirt out in the cold and got chased around by mr wee.

we also played strip tai dee here.

faith and i designed it! pretty? the shadows are real pple ok, from our choir. mostly tate and nigel cos they're of the same short height. were is the world.

Lameness in class. we used to have a CHEE column to suan our chem CHEEcher. got CHEEken rice, kimCHEE, CHEEkopeh and the list goes on. mr wee's got his tiny column too. =)

Squt's bday!!! fyi: squt = squirrel + nut. we gave her squirrel ears and a nut. =)

This was at the SYF display band finals. WOO. go TK BAND! we were so proud of them. this is marc. quote: he has the appetite of a horse, but a pocket of a churchmouse.

AFTER CLASS DUTY SESSION. we decided to play instead of clear up the classroom. lol. cos i irritated them with the hokkien 2 umberella song. u know. the 'we 2 pple, together hold the 1 umbrella. rain big big. i take care of u, u take care of me.' song.


This was quek's frivolous 15th bday. we obeyed her every wish tht day. she wanted to go to changi airport so we did. we were at swensens. wingyan, airmalee and quek are trying to bend the spoon. concentration.

I wanted to take a picture with shoe but she diao me. =( look at my sad face. shuning is a mean girl in disguise. ahah.

this is embarrassing. A FREAK BUBBLE INCIDENT. we bought bubble tea at parkway. i didn't wanna distort the pretty picture on the cover so i poked nearer to the edge of the cup. cos i tilted the cup when drinking, the milk tea leaked on me. =(

shoe: ruhui! *points at my uniform*

roo: *looks at uniform at the same time tilts cup even more.*

results in a drenched me.

quek: *points and laughs out loud at me*

Result: pple around me stare.

the 2 stupid friends of mine didn't even gimme tissue until after 5 minutes. so i stood there laughed at, still blur (i'm quite slow in processing info) and drenched in milk tea. This was O level results day! woo!!! we got 9,9,8 respectively. we went to celebrate at where else but the beach. =)

Oh, sth else..

whenever u feel lonely.

feel isolated from the rest of the world.

feel u don't belong.

that nobody bothers...

that u are unloved.

that noone cares...

that u need a warm hand....

always remember...

..

...

She finally speaks!

Hello my loyal faithful readers of this dusty blog. =) thank you for waiting patiently for ruhui to speak. NOW... she finally speaks!!! JOY TO THE WORLD!!!

let's see.. what happened so far.. alot. but let's cut things short. today was an extremely eventful day. =D

lets skip mkg tutorial. i kana suan by teacher cos i answered the qtn wrong. =S but after tht, i saw a guy who looked like ahn yong joon!!! =) one of my joons. haha. where oh where can my joonies be?>

the fun began during microecons lec! it was the projuice teacher again. HAHA. she can't say 'produce'. brie, papaya n i sat in the last row, nozhatie n amx were in front of us. what happens when u put us together during a sian lecture? CRAZY THINGS HAPPEN!

papaya was being mean for the day. (maybe cos she styled her hair. she had this q-moh, punk rocker look) she decided to TAG amx. lol. here, mr orange sticky tag comes in. papaya pasted a sticky tag saying 'GIRLY MAN¬¬' on amx cos amx folded her polo tee collar up (like a mu*aheem*dd)

GIRLY MAN is pronounced as GURLY MUUN. haha. go check out the u'tube video from bufflax. recently, our class is obsessed with hilarious videos. from the burping girl from america's got talent to dance videos to indian thriller? mx laughed so loud the pple from the lab beside ours were SHHHing her. ok, don't digress. back to today's topic.

anyway, mx kept sweeping the tag off her back. poor MOST (mr orange sticky tag) so papaya wrote a new tag saying 'SLASH ME!', but mx was too smart!!! (omg, i'm praising her.) sooo, we decided to be sneakier. we slipped the tag on the chair, n when she leaned back, the tag stuck to her back!

what happened later...

See for yourself! AMX is hilarious. we couldn't stop laughing cos she didn't know what was going on.

aww. amx, we still love u!

papaya was really hyper today. idiot. during bcs, she kept playing with my keyboard so i couldn't log in into my account. ANNOYING. haha. annoying papaya. then she tried to restart my com. which i fought with her for. i ended up on my butt, on the floor!! so malu. =S i've got battle wounds to prove it!!! (there's this diagonally linear bruises; 3 to be exact on the back of my left hand)

anyway, the day went on with me meeting my mommy n my peng for a shopping spree! woo!!!

we were shopping happily, i was browsing around when... GASP. my sister said 'u don't wanna see this.'

guess what happened?

No.... i didn't see my joon snogging someone else. i saw someone...

someone else....

WEARING THE SAME TEE AS ME!!!! OH MY GOLLY!

This is my Tee shirt design. it's from threadless! =) so yup, it was imported over.

i thought the shirt was cute cos it's called marshmallow factory. do u get it?

Marshmellow = unicorn shite

the unicorn reminded me of quek (look at tht quek expression), while the marshmellow blobs reminded me of chew! =)

at that moment, i felt as constipated as the unicorn on the shirt. anyway, i ran n hid behind the clothes rag (i think she didn't see me)

then crawled off, pretending nth happened and joined my sister on sitting on some free massaging chair thing. lol. it was supposed to help with my back muscles. anyway, i couldn't really walk properly after tht. i was slouching and i think i looked like a shrivelled prawn. o well.

i met tht lady once more before we left the store. she was coming down the escalator, when i saw her. i hugged my mommy n turned away, my back facing her. SO EMBARASSING. i felt like digging a hole to bury myself. i attempted to wear the top my mom was buying over my shirt. but i didn't in the end. i'm a loser.

this is the end of my post for today. my brain juices are drained. =) at least this was a fulfilling post.

watch out! purack season's coming soon!

couting down to christmas!yay!