SPECIAL REPORT

She speaks again!! woo!! bow people bow!!

haha. i'm sorry i blog so randomly. i'm a busy girl you know.

i go by inspiration. LOL. anyway, much has been going on.mostly projects, projects, more projects.

OH! and there was the 17th rooday!that was da bomb. but then....

i have to interupt my usual ramblings for a very special announcement.

A MENTAL PATIENT IS ON THE LOOSE

calling everyone and anyone out there.

patient 1-13-23 (sub in the alphabets urself; a-1, b-2 etc)IS ON THE LOOSE!

she has just escaped from the very great walls of TRCH (Teoh Reject Community Hospital)

This is a photograph of the patient.

HOWEVER, a picture is not enough. 11323 is a master of disguise.

She has a record of attempting many times to pretend to be someone else.

here are her various aliases:

- Auntie Guo

- Tripple B

- MX

- Ah girl?

-Gurly mun.

- RAPIST! RUN FOR UR LIFE!!!!

hence, we will provide a vivid discription of 11323

DISCRIPTION

APPEARANCE:

- Has very messy brown hair.

DOES NOT HAVE A HAIR PARTING (helps to differntiate her from the crowd. never successful in taming her hair)

- Fringe has the chinese character 'Ji' on it. (unique character trait)

- Has very BI*AHEM*G BO*AHEEEMMM*OBS

BEHAVIOUR:

- spaces out regularly

- similar to that of a wild animal

- licks her top lip (she has altered that habbit)

- smells hair

- moving in a weird manner. (shrugs shoulders and her head at the same time in a pattern of a wave. picture that)

- resorts to EXTREME VIOLENCE when provoked (do not provoke her)

Common attack methods include:

- CHOKE SLAMMING PEOPLE (ATTACK!)

- ATTEMPTING TO SPIT CHINCHOW AT PEOPLE

- FARTING IN PEOPLES FACES

- LAUGHING INSANELY LOUD so much it causes vibrations

- CHOKE SLAM PEOPLE

- DID I MENTION CHOKE PEOPLE!

- STARE AT PEOPLE WITH MURDEROUS INTENT

in case of attack, pls remain calm.

CALM.

DO BREATHING EXERCISES WITH 11323.

breathe in, breathe out.

grab her thumbs to imobolize her before starting on the breathing exercise.

breathe in, breathe out...

usually, she will calm down.

in case of emergency, press emergency button at back of neck. =)

PLS CALL THE TRCH HOTLINE WHEN FOUND PATIENT.

note: 11323 is actually a softie at heart. UNLESS PROVOKED. THEN BEWARE.