Poo

**WEI RONG** -- and i have neighbours who jam. says:
are u still around?

missroo- KRIS says:
barely

**WEI RONG** -- and i have neighbours who jam. says:
haha. was at the toilet. LOL

**WEI RONG** -- and i have neighbours who jam. says:
i realised i havent really shit for like 3 days.

**WEI RONG** -- and i have neighbours who jam. says:
wow.

missroo- KRIS says:
ewww

missroo- KRIS says:
no fibre

missroo- KRIS says:
i shit like everyday

missroo- KRIS says:
i'm so full of shit

**WEI RONG** -- and i have neighbours who jam. says:
LOL.

**WEI RONG** -- and i have neighbours who jam. says:
and u still constipate do u?

**WEI RONG** -- and i have neighbours who jam. says:
haha

missroo- KRIS says:
not really

missroo- KRIS says:
recently no

missroo- KRIS says:
my diet has gone down

**WEI RONG** -- and i have neighbours who jam. says:
really?!

**WEI RONG** -- and i have neighbours who jam. says:
wow..

missroo- KRIS says:
so i think smaller shit pieces

**WEI RONG** -- and i have neighbours who jam. says:
haha!!

**WEI RONG** -- and i have neighbours who jam. says:
the way u describe your poo is hilarious.

**WEI RONG** -- and i have neighbours who jam. says:
haha.

**WEI RONG** -- and i have neighbours who jam. says:
did u see what i wrote?

missroo- KRIS says:
the poo part?

missroo- KRIS says:
yes

missroo- KRIS says:
why are we talking about this?

missroo- KRIS says:
sounds funny

**WEI RONG** -- and i have neighbours who jam. says:
haha.. cause i just pooed.

**WEI RONG** -- and i have neighbours who jam. says:
haha

missroo- KRIS says:
is there such a word as pooed?

missroo- KRIS says:
isn't it pooped?

**WEI RONG** -- and i have neighbours who jam. says:
poo-ed?

If you're wondering if there could be an explanation to queerness,
I'm sorry to say there is none.

Are there couples out there who are stranger than us?
If there are, please tell me.
I think I'd feel comforted.

Do Not Judge

I will always choose God over you.
Remember that.

Now.

I need to believe that.

YES MAAM!

Hello. My new status shall be maid. Yes MAID. Not OLD MAID like Jiayi who is at level 3, but still a maid. Because I'm busy washing laundry, hanging them up while being eating alive by blood-sucking mosquitoes, ironing seemingly endless clothing piles until my grandmother back hurts because like I said earlier on, it's MY GRANDMA BACK = CRICKETY BONES!

Yet, after all that work that made me forget (or too lazy) to eat 2 meals (lunch and breakfast = Brunch fast), I feel so content with myself because I am working towards life's mission of being a good mother! JOY.

I need some love.
So does my torn-up thumb whose flesh meets bare daylight.
The ten thousand bucks better come on fast.

Sounds

Don't pretend you don't know;

this is me,

I'm unchangeable.

Harrods, my love

OOOOO!!!
I LOVE THESE!!!
Truly scrumptious treats for the sweet tooth. Besides, they make me happy.
My comfort foods :)






I don't care if I do grow fat feeding on these.
I'd rather risk gaining extra cellulite than to give up me loves.
To top things off, I have this in my fridge :)